Episode 338: The Lotus Eaters (Nolan's "The Odyssey")

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1:30Rogan is the Zeus. Oh, man. Yes. Don't worry. Podcast civilization will rise again. I hope so. What would our most famous ploy be?

1:43When you lied about play diets, even though you'd actually bought your daughter male-coated toys. One male-coated toy. Which is awesome. Stacking robots. I was playing with stacking robots. So this is a toy that Tamler had gotten his daughter that he kindly gave to my children. I was playing with them today for like an hour. It's true. Like, it's so addictive.

2:11I'm sure your kids were like, can we play? Like, no. Go to your room. I was kind of fighting my two-year-old son because I wanted to make my tower bigger. And then he would come and knock him over like a boy. Just hit him. He was like sacking Troy. Yeah. Like, he learned nothing from seeing the Odyssey.

2:31All right. So in this episode, we're going to kind of wrap up our Lotus Eaters series, which is our 12-part bonus series on Homer's Odyssey. And that is already out for our beloved Patreon supporters. But since both of us just saw it in the last couple of days, what are your first impressions of the Nolan Odyssey?

2:56They're complicated, Tamler. They're complicated. Like the man. Like the man. Except not.

3:04Yeah, maybe. So having had literally a day to think about it, I feel like I've been a little bit on an emotional journey of processing what I saw. And I liked it. Like a reserved like. And I liked it because I just had fun watching that movie. And if I could turn off that part of me that wanted it to have the depth of the Odyssey that we just read, that we spent months reading and talking about, it was like, man, when's

3:35the last time I went with Nikki and with a colleague of mine from the psych department? And it was like, when's the last time I got excited like this to go see a movie? When's the last time I went to an IMAX theater and got to see this like spectacle and have everybody talking about it and get excited to talk to you about it? And I thought there was a lot to love. Like I thought they're beautiful shots. Like as a work of visual art, I thought it was great. There was a lot that I liked. So I think overall I'm positive about it, but I also think that maybe I had like actually

4:08lower expectations. Well, by the time I saw it, I had gotten my expectations a little more tempered. I guess, you know, if I'm just going to give my just general reaction I have to it, I'm very pro what the movie is doing. I'm glad it's making like almost already a billion dollars in the first like week and a half. It's incredible. I love the practical effects over CGI kind of ethos that Nolan has and that this movie definitely has. I love that the Odyssey is like number seven on the bestseller list.

4:41I think Emily Wilson's translation is like number seven. Incredible. She did not express a ton of gratitude for that in her review, which we'll talk about. But, you know, I actually have a lot of sympathy with. I love the possible boost to our Patreon, you know, like maybe the Lotus Eaters. We'll get a little more attention. Yeah. And I'm just glad people love the movie. Like I have no issue with that. I don't want to be a buzzkill. I know I'm a terrible person to judge the Odyssey because I know the text so well. We just did, like you said, like a really detailed series on it.

5:13And I teach it every couple of years and I kind of have an ideal picture for me of the story in my head. So I'm a terrible person to judge it. But with all that said, I have to say I didn't really like it and I didn't think it was very good, although I have definitely a bunch of positive things to say about it, which we'll get into. But yeah, I'm really conscious about not wanting to like ruin other people's enjoyment of it. Because like you said, I think it's amazing that people are so excited. Like this was a packed IMAX theater that I saw with my wife who actually might have made

5:44it worse for me because she really wasn't into it. She also just read the book. So like I just am very excited to see that, you know, like people outside in the hallways just jabbering about it, people applauding at the end. Like I think all that's good. I just didn't respond that way to it. Yeah. So after I give my criticisms, it's going to sound like what I should actually come out liking it a lot less than I did. But it's the bigness of it. And like just the sheer amount, did you get the sense that like the sheer amount of effort

6:19and craft that had to go into this? Yeah, for sure. Like they're doing it on locations. Yeah. They're so beautiful in some places. Like the broad strokes of what I really loved were just the grandiosity of it. I don't think that anybody at any point in history could have made something that looked like this and that was this ambitious. And wasn't it? God, can you imagine if this was in the hands of the green screen people like who did Avengers movies? Like he got it all right in terms of that. Yes, totally. I mean, in terms of that. Exactly. Yeah.

6:49It should have been written by somebody else. Yes, I definitely agree with that. But let's talk about some of the good stuff. I agree. Like I think it's magnificent to watch. It's like just kind of awe-inspiring to see it on IMAX, you know, I didn't see it on the 70 millimeter IMAX. We just saw it on a regular old digital IMAX, but it was pretty cool. Like fucking animals. Yeah, peons.

7:17And I think because of that, a lot of the set pieces are pretty cool to witness. I think the Cyclops scene, you know, I have some reservations about like certain aspects of it, which maybe we can get into. But like, it was pretty cool that he was this big animatronic kind of. It's incredible. Yeah. Like, and the way they, the interpretation of how he looked, I think they captured the size of him really well. Yeah. They captured like the scale of him chewing on humans. Should we have given a spoiler warning, I guess? No, I think we're good for spoilers.

7:50Especially since this won't even come out for another week. Like, but yeah, so I thought the siren scene, like, I found myself wanting a little more from it, but at the same time, it was pretty entrancing. Like, it was a strong interpretation, I think, of the sirens for the most part, I think. I think like almost anything on the ship at sea and like the shipwreck and stuff was really cool. It sounds like from what the actors have said in their, like, gajillion press junket

8:21interviews, that it was like the hardest thing that they've ever had to do. Yeah. Like, it looked like really challenging filming. Because he was so committed to giving it that feeling that this is happening. This isn't some kind of complicated digital animation. This isn't. Yeah. It's, yeah, it's not going to be like the Marvel movies. It's not going to be like Flash. And, you know, the Cyclops scene is a great example, I think, of something that just would have sucked if it was CGI. Yeah. You know, in some sense that it's an animatronic thing of some kind, but you also know that

8:52it's there, that the actors aren't just waving at nothing. Yes. Yeah. And I should say, like saying no CGI here really means like hidden, like invisible CGI where it's not. Right. Because obviously like the man getting eaten, I'm pretty sure it was. With CGI. Yeah. And the Scylla and the, you know, that stuff has to be CGI. But he really used minimal CGI. As little as he could possibly do. And you trust him when he says that. Yeah, exactly. And I thought the Cersei scene, like that whole sequence was pretty interesting.

9:23I thought Samantha Morton gave one of the best performance in a movie that otherwise I don't think has a ton of standout performances. I thought she was really good. And although, you know, it's definitely not like the Cersei in the text, it's a more complex choice of how to handle that than I think maybe some of the other ones. I actually thought some of the Penelope stuff is handled very well and that Anne Hathaway for the most part was a good Penelope. And even though it's like different from how it plays out in the text for various reasons,

9:57I like their conversation that they have right before the bow contest. I like the way she kind of builds him up, tells him to hurry, like, you know, like, let's do this. I'm tired of waiting. And that's, you know, of course, reflects how I see what she's doing in those books. I was going to say, Lotus Eater's listeners will know. And if you don't know, listen, that this is a matter of debate. And when I saw that part, when she just sort of announces that this is going to be the contest, you know that she knows, like right away. Yep. And then, you know, the battle itself, I don't think he's a great fight scene director at

10:29all, like, I think he's not really good at directing. I have specific things to say about all of that. Yeah. But I like the thing where he plucks the bow. You know, we talked about that in the Lotus Eaters and you get that sound and you get Penelope turning around. And then I guess the last thing I'll say that I am positive on overall, although it also ties to, you know, one of my most strongest criticisms of it. But I think it's an interesting choice to emphasize the brutality of the Troy invasion, like burning the city, raping, slaughtering the women and children.

11:01Like, you can find that in the text. You can even find Odysseus expressing something like remorse for some of the people that he's killed. But Nolan really underscores that and emphasizes just how horrific it must have been, even though the Trojan horse is something that was a stroke of genius or were led to believe that what it actually led to was the sacking and burning of Troy. And to show that, to make it vivid, to make it alive like that, I think is a strong choice.

11:34I think tying it as much to the Trojan horse thing and calling that a violation of Zeus's law, like I'm less into because they were 10 years into this bloody forever war. And I just don't think it's a violation of guest host codes. And, you know, even the way he plays it, it's like the fall of man, basically. It's the collapse of the Bronze Age to end it with that trick. And, you know, everyone's comparing it to Oppenheimer and the atomic bomb. But, you know, there's not a Trojan horse arms race after this.

12:07There's not a lingering threat of Trojan horses destroying the world. Until now with like viruses. With viruses. Yeah, exactly. Like Mr. Robot kind of. The real problem is that they went to war in the first place. And it seems like for the in this movie, for the reason of expanding the empire and securing trade routes and all that, and I think Nolan does emphasize that that was a problem. So then it's just weird to make the Trojan horse, which actually ended the war, at least, you know, in a way that it was going to end regardless.

12:37Oh, so like Hiroshima is what you're saying. So fine. Like, you know, just prevent future. And Nagasaki. Both totally justified. No, no, no. But like, so that part, I think, works. But it's just like, how did you think this was going to end? And maybe you could say that about the atomic bomb. Maybe, you know, like how many fire bombings of Dresden do you need? Fire bombings of all these cities, which kills just as many people. Like, how many of those things is going to be OK as long as it's not the atomic bomb? But the problem also with nuclear weapons is they still exist and they're still like a

13:10problem. And the Trojan horse just isn't like that. And even if you want to make the Trojan horse like atomic bomb over Hiroshima and Nagasaki comparison, like tying that to the guest host thing, like that somehow that was dishonorable and violated Zeus's law doesn't like I don't get it. Yeah, it's a huge stretch. Yeah. Like, I think Nolan must have thought in his hands, making a big film like this requires a big theme that's relevant.

13:41And like, I don't at all. And it sounds like you don't either. I don't care that much like about him changing things or like emphasizing, you know, like you said in the text, we even mentioned it in the Lotus Eaters. This could be like a PTSD tale. Like there's clearly that part if you want it. There's also parts where he clearly doesn't give a fuck about what he does. And certainly the Trojan horse thing. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. He has to make it his and there's nothing wrong with like in the way that thousands of people, if not millions, have made versions of Odyssey theirs.

14:13That's fine. Like, I'm glad he took those risks. I just, I agree with you that it's a stretch. I hated, it took me out every time they said Zeus's law. Which they said quite a few times. So many times. At one point there's a scene, I think it's around like the Battle of the Suitors scene or just before when Odysseus is the beggar and everyone is saying Zeus's law. Like, I felt like it was like, you know, I'm being John Malkovich. Like John Malkovich himself goes into the machine.

14:43And instead of Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, it was Zeus's law, Zeus's law, Zeus's law, Zeus's law. Like, it was crazy. It was like, and without really any real interrogation of what that is. Now, obviously this is referring to Xenia and the movie suggests that has something to do with, you know, welcoming beggars and hospitality, but also makes it very Christian and like, do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Like, the writing is, it's really kind of Nolan cringe in a way that I don't feel like

15:15Oppenheimer was for the most part. Yeah, right. Like, that was a well-written film for the most part. And this was like a regression. Nolan, his writing is so expository and even worse, like whatever more than just exposition is, like putting a hat on a hat. Yeah. On a hat on a hat. On a hat on a hat. And like, to have his characters talking about the end of civilization, it's like, they don't have the God's eye view of history. They don't have like the, they didn't know it was the Bronze Age. Yeah. I mean, that part, our age of bronze is collapsing.

15:47Oh, I couldn't believe it. I had seen somebody tweet out that line and I thought they were like making fun of the writing. Someone who hates Christopher Nolan imagining a line from a Christopher Nolan movie. Exactly. It's weird. It's like, I do feel like the writing must have got the least amount of attention compared to all the other things that were on his to-do list, you know, like securing the right IMAX camera or whatever. But we're not even into criticism. No, we're not. Because I have, do you have anything like other? Yeah. I'll say I liked some of the performances and you like Cersei.

16:19I wasn't sure what to think about the Cersei scene. It made sense only to me after thinking about how it fits with the theme. You know, this woman who's clearly retreated into this very protective life because of the violence that has probably happened to her and everybody she cared about. And you could see that happening at the hands of soldiers that were just, you know, coming around in boats and raping and pillaging, just like they show in the movie. I thought for what he was given, Tom Holland was good. Oh, we disagree on that.

16:51Yeah. But I agree that he was done dirty, like that character was done, Telemachus was done dirty. Oh, especially the ending. It was just done so dirty. Yeah. I think it just, he just fit with the vibe of Telemachus in the book a lot of times. I thought Matt Damon was good. Like I thought he was a good choice. I thought he was not bad. Like. It was not bad. I agree with you. There was very little standout. I kind of liked the Calypso vibe, the lotus eating and the like him not remembering. I didn't love it, but I kind of liked it. Maybe it's just because I kind of like Charlize Theron.

17:21But it's just takes everything that's interesting out of made Calypso just someone who is good for the most part and just wanted to make sure he was ready to go back. She is a neutral being in the same way that Zendaya, like Athena, doesn't really. Yeah. That's going to get into some of the bad. Let's just dive into the bad. I would say a couple other good performances just before we do that. Like I thought Robert Pattinson is a pretty good kind of scumbag antinous. Yeah. Also, I thought given what he was given, I thought at the end there, everybody was done

17:54a little dirty. Like, yeah. Spears. Get the spears. Yeah. No, that stuff. It was also very confusing, like what was going on. Like at first it was like, oh no, we're locking you in the weapons room. But then we're going to pound through the ceiling and then now Telemachus is actually going to get to do something in the fight. But like you said, I think the actors are doing the best they can with what they're given for the most part. Like, I don't think even, like I didn't love Tom Holland, but I thought he was probably doing the best he could with what he was given.

18:25Yeah. There's one small compliment that I want to give that actually made a difference to me. And that is that the choice that Nolan made and that the actors were willing to do to film, obviously they're going to be wearing makeup, but they were still looked like real faces that were older weathered when, you know, depending on the actors, there was no real attempt to make them all gorgeous or not old, even though he cast gorgeous people. And I like that. And that's definitely a risky choice in IMAX, you know, like the closeups, one of the things

18:57that those lenses allow for is obviously the kind of closeup that betrays every flaw in a face. And I like that. I agree. All right. You know what? It looks like this is going to take the whole episode. So let's take a break. Maybe. Who would have predicted? Who could have possibly predicted? All right. We'll be right back to talk about some things maybe we didn't like so much. We'll be right back.

19:34We'll be right back. Thank you.

20:06Thank you.

20:36Thank you. Thank you. And with all the excitement about Homer's Odyssey and, of course, generated in large part by the Christopher Nolan movie, whatever we think about the movie, I am so happy that he is bringing so much attention to this great text. And if you want to read that text and follow along with us, well, we are going to start releasing these episodes for free for everyone.

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24:31So, yeah, that's the announcement. Anything else? No, I'm excited. I'm excited for more people to listen and give us feedback and just have a discussion about the Odyssey. And read the book. All right, let's get back to our discussion of Nolan's Odyssey. All right, let's get into some of the things we don't like and then maybe that'll lead us to something. All right, so let me just give, I would say, the thing I'm most disappointed about, which I think it's very dour.

25:01It's very one note, just the mood and the tone of it. And there's almost no, like, enchantment. There's no lightness. Like, I understand not having the Phaeacians and that whole thing. But the movie could have used, like, something like Nausicaa and her friends washing their laundry and rubbing each other with oil before stumbling on Odysseus, right? Like, or more Mia Goth as slutty Melantho or the bum fight even. Just something that would, like, just make it a little lighter.

25:33It's just so relentless, the gloom of it. And I think that's a problem. Yeah. There were a couple of times where Matt Damon said a line that was kind of funny and it, like, stood out. Yeah, right. You know, because it was like, whoa, it's almost like sacrilege to be, like, making a wisecrack in a movie like this. Yeah. There was just this heaviness that just weighed down. And then, I guess, related to this is Odysseus, the character himself, you know, Emily Wilson, who this movie is probably going to make a multimillionaire because of how...

26:08Imagine a classics professor. Yeah. But she said that he's not really a complicated man in her review. And, you know, she's kind of right. Like, he's just this, he feels lost and guilty and that's pretty much it, you know? You don't see his swagger. You don't see the hubris, you know, like the hubris of identifying himself to the Cyclops. He doesn't do that. Like, you don't even really see him being that clever. You don't see him being, like, a sexual being. You don't see him being, like, having sex with Cersei and having sex with Calypso.

26:39It's like he's always just a victim that feels bad about what he did in the war and what he did to the men. And it's not that there isn't that element of him at all in the Odyssey. It's just, it's not the only thing about him in the Odyssey. And, like, I don't know. So he ends up being kind of a mix of, like, Batman and Oppenheimer here. I did start, just to, like, interrogate you a little more on it. Like, I think I agree with you, though. But when he, like, shoots the Cyclops with his arrow and the men get mad at him, like, I thought that was a note where we got some of that stubbornness and, like, a bit of pride.

27:16But, like, they just stabbed him in the eye. Like, what's the big deal about shooting him with an arrow? Like, the big thing is that he identifies himself. No, I know he didn't identify himself, and that would have been the big thing. But after they snuck out, like, he shoots him in the eye and he causes the Cyclops to chase after them, like, lost men because of that. They could have snuck out. Right. I guess he snatches another guy. Yeah, yeah. And they end up running their asses off because he was like, hey, fuck you. Like, here's one more arrow. Like, and then he realizes that the guy's snuck out.

27:46But was he, like, hey, like, why did he even do that? To spite him. I think it's the same reason that in the text he says, like, tell him Odysseus did it to you. Like, I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm just, like, I think this is Nolan trying to show not tell. Yeah. But he's not that good at showing and not telling. Yeah, and it's such a kind of a letdown thing to do to just fire an arrow at this, like, giant who you've just blinded. Like, and I don't know why you don't just do the thing that the text gifts you at this point. Like, it would have fit with what he wanted to say.

28:19But I think part of it is that Nolan is really underplaying this idea that reputation matters so much. Like, he just kind of ignores that aspect. Yes. One note is absolutely right. He picked the note. He picked the note and he played it the whole time. And it's like, now that we're speaking in that language, it is perfect that that bow only has one note. Yeah. It is not a harp. He is plucking that one string throughout the whole movie. Yeah, that's right. Okay, so I'll add on to this.

28:50I think really consistent with what you're saying about Odysseus the character, I think most of the characters, I do not feel that much for them. I think Nolan is weirdly bad at giving us an emotional core to people. Yeah. And sometimes I sit there and I think, what is he doing wrong that I don't care that much about any of these people? And I don't know. It's like when he says those lines or when he shows Odysseus feeling guilt, even when he's trying to show us, I still feel like he's telling me to feel like a thing.

29:27And I'm not, I don't feel, maybe that's character development. Like, I don't feel like I grow with the characters at all. All of them are a bit two dimensional. Athena is not wily. She's not anything. What is she? She's not anything. I mean, she might as well not be Athena. Yeah. She might be a hallucination. Yeah. Like the Trojan girl in the war. Yeah. Yeah. Like you said, Calypso is not anything, which I didn't have a problem with in the local sense. But you're right that like, you got to pick someone to give you the, like the, the vibe, even Penelope.

30:01I mean, part of this is unfair because you don't have a whole book to develop characters, but movies do it. The best movies do it. Somehow they like really make you care. And I just feel like there was such little to that emotional core. And again, like, I'm fine if that's what it's going to be. I didn't care about Moses and the Ten Commandments either, you know, but it was pretty damn cool to see like him parting the Red Sea. But if you're going to make a movie that's largely about the trauma and the guilt, this is going to be a weird thing to say, especially after you talked, I think rightly so, about how the sacking of Troy was pretty crazy.

30:37I don't think that the violence was violent enough. In this really odd way, every single time you would be about to see a violent act, they would cut away. That's right. There was such little blood. Yeah. There was no gore. And like, I'm not saying I love that, but I just think that if you want to show the horrors of what men choose to do to other human beings, then show me. If you want me to feel at the end an enormous sense of guilt, don't just show me Zendaya's pretty face and then like replace it with the statue of Athena's head being lopped off.

31:11Show me Zendaya's fucking face being lopped off. Like, I think that's how I would get the sense at the end that he is a man who is like in the microcosm sense destroyed the world around him and maybe in the macrocosm sense is responsible, you know, one of the people responsible for the downfall of civilization. And, you know, I'm not asking for Tarantino kinds of cartoony violence, but I do think movies like Saving Private Ryan last because they were willing to show the horrors of war.

31:42And along with something that you said about Cersei, and I think Emily Wilson says, there's no sex in this movie. Yeah. And it's like, that's really weird choice, too. Yeah. I feel like Nolan is just intellect. Yeah. Nolan is so intellect when it comes to writing that his best movies are like Memento where like, yeah, maybe that's a bad example because you finally care about that guy. No, I mean, that's a good point. And it also relates to what happens at the end with the suitor is like, yes, he kills a bunch of them who are all attacking him. But he doesn't kill all of them.

32:14The people who surrender, he seems to spare. And there's no Telemachus killing the bad maids, you know, the bad slaves, women. And there's no like, never mind, like lopping off the penis and the tongue. Right. So there's there's none of that complexity. You really are just supposed to think this is a good man, like pretty much through and through that really feels bad about doing something that it's not totally clear why he shouldn't have done.

32:44Even if I guess you can make some kind of case for it. And like, yeah, that's a real shame. I will say that we are in the minority of people who didn't care about the characters. And maybe that's a result of the fact that we actually did care about the characters in the poem. But like it does seem like other people are responding to a lot of that stuff in a way that you and I didn't. Yeah, I mean, I I have had the same thoughts about Nolan's other films, you know, Interstellar being the one we always go back to where it's like, weirdly, he's trying to tell us that love is like the solution or like this.

33:22But like, he doesn't ever really make it. I mean, yeah, I did feel sad. But like, that's because you pulled out all the guns for the tearjerker with the daughter and stuff. But not really. Like, I wasn't really. I actually was moved by the reunion of Odysseus and Penelope a lot more than it. I mean, I don't like it. That was nice. Yeah. I thought that that that was because the actors did a good job. I think. Convincing us. Yeah. I was disappointed with how little the Argos dog reacted.

33:53Like that's that's when I haven't come across. That's good. Yeah. You know, really odd way. That's good. Argos laying on that pile of dung and like him going to say hi to him. All he gave us was a tail wag. And it looked like an animatronic tail wag. Yeah, totally. Like I didn't even. I wanted like Argos to like show a burst of energy. You know, it's supposed to be when nobody else knows who the fuck this is. You know why? Because it wasn't about Argos. It was about Odysseus. Like right in the poem, like Odysseus sees him from across.

34:25And and but really it's about Argos like, oh, this is what I've been waiting for. And now I can die. But here it was about him. And it was about that was the thing that made Telemachus sure that this was Odysseus because they can't do the Athena makes him turn disguised. Yeah, that's true. Because there's no gods really. We should talk about the gods. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's true. You're right that it really does kind of reverse it in that it's about like Odysseus is such a good person for remembering his dog rather than Argos is just waiting for Odysseus to come back.

34:58Yeah, yeah, I know. I hadn't even thought about it in reversal terms, but I just knew that I just didn't feel what I felt from the book. Yeah. So, yeah, but I think you're right in that way. I thought that the slave woman, you know, rubbing his scar was done well. You know, that's a thing that is hard. But would you understand that if we didn't even know? I don't know. Yeah. No, actually ask because Nikki hadn't gotten to that part in the book. So I asked her and she's like, oh, like she had a vague sense that it meant something to see the scar. But she, you know, the movie tries to show you when he gets the scar.

35:29That's at the beginning, right? But it doesn't really. You'd have to know. Yeah. You'd have to know. Yeah. I think there's pretty like down the line kind of boring interpretations of all these kind of iconic characters. I agree. You can handle them how you want. It doesn't have to be like how it is in the text. Right. But I was just generally disappointed. Like Calypso is a good example. Fine. If you don't want to make her this nymph goddess who's also kind of on the outside of the real gods and kind of complaining about the double standards and all that, like you don't have to do that. But then do something more interesting than what they did.

36:00I thought Menelaus, you know, I like Jon Bernthal. But like I didn't think there was anything kind of interesting about him. That's right. I like Jon Bernthal. And that was my feeling for that for those scenes. I was like, oh, yeah, I like this guy. Yeah. Telemachus, we talked about, gets done dirty. Like that was terrible. Like that's such, you know, look, obviously you can stray, but like, as you were saying, you got to pick some, some important things. It's like they extracted everything that's interesting about that character out of it

36:31and just made him like, he never has the full coming of, you know, all he does is tell you like I'm a man now or whatever. And in the last battle scene, he's like reduced to throwing pottery at the other guy, you know, trying to help his dad. But like, it was just weird. It's like you showed him training at the beginning. Yeah. Like it's Dune all of a sudden or something, you know, like, what the fuck, what are we doing here? Like, we don't, we have limited amount of time. Like you don't need to show a fucking karate kid scene. That's not in any of the versions of the texts.

37:04I know. I know. By the way, I never heard anybody complaining that Eumaeus was Puerto Rican. I feel like that should have been part. That should have been part. That should have been part of the culture wars. It's like, how did he get a pass? All of a sudden we got like Puerto Rican over here talking. That's one of the things I heard that he was so good in the movie. And I like John Leguizamo. Like he's a good actor and he was good in it. Like he's one of the better actors, but it's not like that interesting a performance. No, again, because of what he was given.

37:34I did think that he had probably the most on-screen charisma. Yeah, most of the side characters. Because as you were saying, it's dour. Yeah. I think what they do to Helen is kind of unconscionable. Like that's one of the worst ones. I do not understand that decision at all. Like this is supposed to be a woke movie. And I guess you could spin this. But instead of having her be this like powerful, beautiful woman who still has power over Menelaus, like in the text, and she just drugs everyone when they start getting mad about the war.

38:05She's like just some victim of domestic violence, you know, like it's just a terrible choice. And then to have her be a twin sister with Clytemnestra is weird. It's like they needed to show the beautiful version of her. Yeah, I guess. She was very confused. Like I was like, wait, isn't the whole point that like, you know, we still are in awe of Helen when we see her in the Odyssey. It was very weird. One of the things we talked about in the Lotus Eaters is how strong the female characters are in the Odyssey. And they're just not here.

38:37Like Athena, Arte, Calypso, Cersei, like, you know, maybe Penelope. I think they respect. Strongest one. Strongest one. And I think that's a lot because of her performance. Yeah, I agree. Like she carries herself. Yeah. But not really. She's great. Yeah. I was, I didn't used to like her that much. Yeah. I'm a fan now. Yeah. The Helen thing, I guess, along with the Cersei thing, it's supposed to all fit this theme of like what hath Odysseus wrought. Like what has mankind wrought. But again, I didn't feel it that much.

39:09Telemachus at the very end, not fighting. And Nemaeus being blind and not being able to fight. And it being, the book traumatized me more than the movie. Like, you know, my response to that scene in the book is like, it's more cinematic than the movie. It's fucking badass. Telemachus, it's so important that he fights like a man in that battle. Is there something that, oh, I don't want you to take part in the slaughtering of the suitors. Like, that's me. Is that part of it? Like, you need to be a kid. It must be. It all does tie together. Yeah.

39:39I think it's like that. But then one of the things I absolutely hated, just maybe idiosyncratically, is he gets home finally to Ithaca and they show the mist thing. They gesture at the mist clearing and Athena there. But then all of a sudden he goes to Pylos like he's Liam Neeson in Taken to rescue Telemachus from the ambush. Like, in the book, Telemachus figures it out himself because he's gone. Like, he's done this coming of age trip. And here he needs to be rescued like some damsel in distress.

40:12And then Odysseus needs to immediately sail away like somehow to, like, it reminded me of, like, Batman going to Hong Kong for some fucking reason in The Dark Knight. But there at least it was like, oh, because you need to sell this in China. Here it's like, there's no, you don't need to sell this in Pylos. What the fuck are you doing? Why are you emasculating Telemachus even more than you already have? It's just weird. Yeah. Like, I was confused where they were in Athena's temple.

40:42They say that's Pylos. They say that's Pylos. Yeah. But it was very, like, I also was like, wait, this is not, he doesn't need to be rescued. Yeah. I mean, he definitely did need to be rescued. Whatever it is, he needs to be rescued. Yeah. Yeah. So you don't really get this growth of the Telemachus character. And I think you're right. Like, he's protecting him from the stain of, like, you know, being the terrible man who kills everybody at the end. But, like, in our discussion, I realized that all of these decisions that I didn't care for are because he really is trying to make it all one theme.

41:17Yeah. Which is, again, okay if I felt it. And I just didn't feel it that much. Yeah, and I felt that at times, you know, I guess we could talk about the ending, but I don't really have much to say. It just didn't land for me. So Telemachus is king and they're sailing to honor the Mexicans. It was such a Lord of the Rings-y, weird, let's sail to the west kind of thing. And that came out of nowhere to me. So on that, though, I think that Nolan is taking a note from Dante's story of Odysseus.

41:49And I just learned about this. But I don't know if you know in the Inferno, Odysseus is in hell. Yeah. And he's in, like, the eighth circle. And the reason that Dante gives is because the trickery of the Trojan horse and his just general deceitfulness as a person. And apparently in that, it's said that, like, at the end, he sailed off with Penelope. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. And I'm not sure. Like, I didn't read anything that Nolan confirms this.

42:20But, you know, Dante apparently didn't have access to the Homer writing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like, at that point, they had lost civilization, had collapsed. Yeah, and Odysseus is a villain in, like, a lot of the Greek tragedies and certainly in the Aeneid where we didn't talk about Elliot Page and the Sinon thing. But, like, that comes from the Aeneid. Yeah, okay. I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, it's not as if Odysseus is a villain in this either.

42:50It's like he's sort of weird. He wants to have his cake and eat it too, kind of as the director, not as Odysseus. You don't see why he might be in the eighth circle of hell or why. You don't even see him being that sneaky and clever. You kind of have a vague sense that he thought up the Trojan horse thing. Yeah. Which, by the way, I loved the Trojan horse scenes. Yeah. That was really cool. Like, the sitting in there for days, like, that just added a realism to it. Yeah. I had read a lot about it. I think this to my detriment because I kind of was prepared to really like that aspect of it and it did it.

43:24But, oh, one other thing that I really despised about the movie is the Land of the Dead scene. Like, I feel like that scene is a disgrace compared to how cool it could have been to do that right. I don't understand why there was no Achilles interaction, which I think actually really fits with the theme of the text. And the Sinon story, and I don't think this is Elliot Page's fault. He's fine, I guess, like everybody else doing the best. You know what?

43:55I am going to just put it out there that I am less transphobic for being willing to say I did not like Elliot Page's performance. Okay. That's fine, too. I'm, like, wrapped around to being more egalitarian. That is one of the most, like, you're a true ally to say that Elliot Page sucked. It wasn't good. And it's because he's actually a woman. No, I just think, like, I mean, maybe he was bad.

44:25I don't know. Like, maybe it's like with Tom Holland where it's just a deeply uninteresting thing. I don't know. It's like a contrived thing for Odysseus to feel guilty about. And, like, I don't think Antinous needed another thing to, like, he didn't need to be a draft dodger in addition to everything else. No. It was also a little confusing what happened there. Exactly. Like, I was a little, I was like, am I, am I dumb here? Like, what is going, like, what is he doing? Who's buying who off? Like. No, I know. You got the sense that somehow Sinon was going instead of Antinous. Yeah, yeah. But, like, it was very confusing is how that worked and how it related to the lot.

45:00To the whole thing. You know, like, that whole thing. Yeah. Yeah, and it's supposed to hit, like, really hard when he gives him the thing and then. Yeah. Oh, your shame is bad. That stuff. Yeah. That stuff doesn't work. Yeah. Okay. But I just think the land of the dead, like, him hugging his mother, you know, like, the shade of his mother. Instead, they're, like, these, like, zombies that climb out of the earth. Yeah. That didn't work for me at all. It's weird because, like, in discussion with the people I watched the movie with, when we

45:31were talking about the gods, which we're going to talk about, I guess, in a second, I said, oh, well, I guess, you know, you know, he wants to make it so that nothing really requires supernatural. But then I was like, but then there's Hades. Yeah. So, like, if you're going to just violate your own rule and have an actual fucking ghosts and Hades, like, coming out of the soil. It's a weird thing. There's a deep skepticism about the gods, but there are supernatural things that happen. It just has to be very tactile. It can't be very spiritual. I just think the shades and the way they're described and the way they kind of hover and

46:06the way, like, he tries to hug his mother three times and just goes through them. Like, this is one of the reasons I think Nolan, in hindsight, is really not the right person for this job. Although he, you know, again, I keep wanting to emphasize he clearly is because, like, it's making a billion dollars and most people love it. Yeah. He's the right guy for a very important aspect of it. That's right. Yeah. But not the enchantment part. Not the... So then let's close this segment on the gods. Like, what did you think of how he handles them, how they're barely in it and might just

46:42not exist in the movie? Yeah. Well, really quickly, I had one thing to say about the Hades thing because I didn't hate it. I liked the soldiers all running after him. Again, fitting that he... That part was... You know, that was like a very, I don't know, epic scene. Yeah. But my one criticism is not even... It's just aesthetic, which is when you're in the underworld, I want to be in the underworld. Yeah. I don't want to be on some dark beach. Like, I wanted to be in, like, a fucking cavernous... Like, I want to see those shadows as, like, ethereal shadows of, like, barely presences of

47:16people who once existed. And I get that he was trying to stay grounded, even with this scene, by having a real location. And, you know, those were all practical effects, like them crawling out of the... They had, like, fucking snorkel gear to, like, stay under there. But it's like, well, just give us some magic. I just don't think that's the land of the dead, that you just crawl out of the earth, like you said, like, just a normal beach and start talking to people. Yeah. By the way, Agamemnon, Benny Safdie, did you like him?

47:47I mean, he didn't. Like, he's barely in it. It wasn't the standout role. Yeah. He's not constantly bitching. He did look badass. Yeah. Those uniforms. The aesthetic choices that people get mad at for being anachronistic, thank God he made choices to have, like, really cool fucking helmets and stuff. When Troy's... When the doors open and he's standing there. Oh, it's so cool. Yeah. But it's... Like, that's one where, like, that's not how I picture Agamemnon. So, like, even that was tough for me, but it was very cool.

48:20Yeah. Okay, the gods. Yes, the gods. I think that the text, as we've said many times, you could reread this and think that the gods don't exist, other than the obvious, like, times where it says Zeus is talking to Athena. The presence of Athena could be explained away very easily. That's why I think it would be fine. I'm not, like, mad at the choice to not show gods. I think Nolan played it safe in a lot of ways, and I think this was a decision that he played

48:53safe. Like, you know what he was? He had the fear of cringe. Yeah. And that doesn't serve you well always. Because one, there were clearly cases of cringe. And two, sometimes it just feels like you're falling to, like, a middling kind of decision as a director by not doing it. And what I read about Nolan's decision not to have the, like, nobody scene was that he just couldn't. He was like, I couldn't find a way to, like, make it sound right in a movie, like, for him to yell that out. Well, because there were no other Cyclopses on the island, number one.

49:24That's true. Yeah. Yeah. I think you're right. I think that's a good way to put it. Like, he's playing it safe by not having it. Partly because I don't think he would have been good at presenting them. It would have been, you know, it was going to show, like, a bearded Zeus with a thunderbolt in his arms. But in, like, a Denis Villeneuve, like, hands, like, I think that could have been possible. I feel like there are directors who are more creative in that way. Yeah. I think, like, a Werner Herzog could have done, like, a good job with the gods.

49:55You know, the one thing that kind of shocked me that I thought was taking a risk was the Cersei scene where he turns them into pigs. Yeah. That was cool. That was really cool. Like, I thought that was well done. It was certainly not how I imagined it. And it got to body horror levels. It got to, you know, like, Cronenberg-y. Yeah, exactly. And, like, there's so many other opportunities to do that. Like, when they eat the cattle of the sun, in the text, like, the little pieces of their cut up meat start mooing, like, all at once.

50:27And it's, like, piercing their ears. It's just their mooing, just all these cut up bits of the cattle. Like, he doesn't do that except there. He really has this, like, horror-like element. And also very spirited away. Like, the whole thing of them eating and... Oh, God. I knew that I was thinking of something. Yeah. That was, like, an homage level. That's what I was telling Jen afterwards. Yeah, absolutely. That is not... There's no way that that's not intentional. Yeah, that's what I thought, too.

50:58Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, so he could have taken some more risks like that. I think, also, I can't overestimate the amount of pressure that must be on him to make this a movie that is loved by the majority of moviegoers in a way that's always going to disappoint. But middling, I think, is the right, like, word. Because if you're going to just go full, the gods aren't real. The characters believe the gods are real. But they aren't real. They aren't present. Then just don't have Athena.

51:28I know. And if you're going to have him be a conscience, have her do more shit. I don't know. Yeah. Have her be more, you know, have her be a Jewish mother. Instead, she's literally nothing. She doesn't do anything. There's not a single thing I remember Zendaya doing. Nope. Other than getting her head lopped off that gets replaced with Athena. Yeah, when she's not Athena. Yeah. But, like, in terms of what Athena does, there's nothing. And, like, it's fine. He doesn't want to have gods interfering in the action like Athena occasionally does in the Odyssey. But then just don't have her. Like, if you want to make the choice there are no gods, that's fine.

52:01Then just don't have them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, Mentor was wasted a character. Yes. You got no sense of the politics of Ithaca either. And, you know, I don't want to turn that into, like, you'd easily go George Lucas Star Wars with, like, trade route discussions. Right. The prequels. Yeah. But you got no sense of what Ithaca was other than, like, a castle on the top of a hill. Totally. And you don't get a sense of him coming back and spending most of, like, the text, like,

52:33just kind of gathering himself and building himself up. You didn't get any of that. And I don't think it's possible to get all the, you know, you can't have the Cyclops and the sirens and Cersei and, like, you can't have everything. I just wish he had made different choices. And also he added a bunch of stuff that just didn't need to be added. Like, why have him rescuing Telemachus? Yeah. Like, that took time. Why have, like, we didn't talk about the opening 15 minutes, which I was, like, I think that put me in such a bad mood that it stopped me from enjoying some of the good stuff that

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